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Nope, still not dead. Huzzah.

windscryer May 09, 2014 18:26

Got this from a_phoenixdragon and figured, eh, why not?

You Are an Imaginative Thinker

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All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 12, 2012

windscryer Mar 18, 2012 18:12

Or, How RIAA Seduced Hollywood Into a Murder-Suicide Pact.

Originally posted by tahirire at All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 12, 2012
Originally posted by roguebitch at All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 12, 2012
Originally posted by nrrrdy_grrrl at All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 12, 2012
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My Serenity Prayer/DEATH TO ACTA!

windscryer Feb 09, 2012 07:51

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the broken tear ducts and seized diaphragm to keep from sobbing like a little child through it all.

And now I am doubly pissed because for the first time there is going to be a protest near enough that going would be possible and it's ( Read more... )

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Unbe-freaking-lievable.

windscryer Feb 06, 2012 10:11

Dear Life,

Fuck you, too.

Sincerely,
Me

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If this day ends without tears...

windscryer Jan 31, 2012 07:33

...I'm buying myself a present because I will be the most badass motherfucker in the Valley of Repression.

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TGI... checks calandar Damn.

windscryer Dec 08, 2011 22:19

You know it's been a long week when just taking out the trash makes you feel like an accomplished, responsible adult.

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Carried On the Wings of a Thousand Paper Cranes [eT] Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke - language

windscryer Jul 09, 2011 17:14

Title: Carried On the Wings of a Thousand Paper Cranes
Rating: eT
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke
Warnings: language
Genres: Angst, Friendship, Gen, Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1
Completed: Yes
Word count: 3659
Disclaimer: Neal's collar would be a literal one around his neck instead of an anklet if I was in charge of the show. What? I ( Read more... )

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I can't breathe. Oh stars. I can't...

windscryer Feb 12, 2011 09:28

I may have really, really screwed up this time, guys. I forgot to take my psych test last night. I was thinking about it on my way home and then I walked in the door and it just BAM! Out of my head. And then I fell asleep early and- and- IT'S WORTH 100 POINTS. IT'S LIKE A FIFTH OF MY GRADE AND IF YOU GET ANYTHING LESS THAN A B YOU FAIL THE CLASS ( Read more... )

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